Jazz Total Detox Review

Jazz Total Detox by The House of Jazz Review Score: 5 out of 5,

Jazz Total Detox Introduction

Jazz Total Detox is typical of detox drinks which work by means of dilution.  Some of Jazz’s detox products are concentrated.  This allows you to get the important ingredients in your system quickly so that you get it over with.  Though this may give it a nasty taste, it allows you to quickly absorb the creatine and b-vitamins.  You then follow that up with your H2O so that drugs like pot are undetectable in your urine.

Jazz Total Detox also claims to detoxify the saliva and blood.  So, if we at FMAHealth believe the advertising Jazz has put out, their drink can not only help you pass a urine drug test, but also a saliva test and a blood test. It does not claim to detoxify the hair.  For that, you will need to use the Macujo Method or Jerry G Method.

Why do you need it?

Jazz Total Detox stands out from the crowd as it offers to detox not only the urine but also the blood and saliva.  Here are some reasons people use the product.

  1. To prepare for marijuana saliva tests for probation.
  2. To prepare for a test for opiates or for alcohol after a period of misuse.
  3. To quickly detoxify their body for health reasons.
  4. To pass a urine or blood test on the job.
  5. To pass a test to keep the job they already have.
  6. To pass a weed test administered by a sports doping agency.

Toxin Rid

  • Three-part detoxification system with pre-rid tablets, liquid detox, and dietary fiber
  • Specifically designed for people with HEAVY toxin exposure
  • Starts working as fast as one hour
  • Rids your blood, urine, and saliva of unwanted drug toxins
  • 100% money-back guarantee
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Mega Clean + PreCleanse Pills

  • Minimizes your toxin levels in one hour, effective for up to five hours with the maximum effect at three hours
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Who should buy this?

If you have a drug test coming up, in a state where detox products are not illegal, you may be able to use this product.  However, if you use it and are discovered, for a government position, you could be prosecuted.  This is rare and there are no readily available examples of anyone being prosecuted merely for using a detox product, but producers of the product have been prosecuted.

One woman was prosecuted for asking a store clerk to microwave her fake urine to warm it up.  Putting  ‘urine’ in a microwave made the microwave legally unusable and she was charged with ‘criminal intent to damage the microwave’ (Haines).  Therefore, don’t be stupid.  Use a detox drink like Jazz Total Detox and don’t leave the bottle hanging around, get rid of it.  The government cannot stop you from drinking a supplement containing natural food ingredients.

Don’t use the product in any state where it is illegal.

FMA Health warns: this is not for children 18 or younger. The product’s ingredients are at a potency fit for an adult, not a child.
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Why is it important to choose the right one?

It’s important to choose a detox product that has the main ingredients: creatine and b-vitamins.  The creatine replenishes the creatinine levels testers will be looking for.  The b-vitamins make your pee yellow so it doesn’t look dilute.  It may also add smell.  They will smell your pee if they think something is amiss and it better smell like it’s got some protein and little bacteria in it.  Like in a public urinal.  It should be getting a bit stale once it reaches the lab.  Hopefully, it won’t go to the lab.  You pass on the spot and you’re golden like your pee.


FormConcentrated fluid drink

Jazz Total Detox doesn’t really explain the ingredients but remembers their selling point is that these ingredients may cleanse not only the urine but the blood and saliva.

It claims to actually cleanse the following systems:

  • All Blood components – it does not merely mask or dilute, but actually flushes toxins from the body
  • Sweat – toxins come out in your sweat, though sweat tests are rare. However, sweat can deliver drug metabolites to the hair
  • Urine – This is the most likely type of drug test you will receive
  • Digestive – many people like to detox their digestive system. Most such products cause a bout of diarrhea but this is not reported with Jazz Total Detox
  • Liver – Your liver is a major detoxifier but it can get quite beat up by drug use
  • Lymph – lymph contains your immune system fluid and flows all throughout the body
  • Saliva – salvia tests are sometimes administered. You can use both Jazz Total Detox and Jazz Mouthwash
  • Tears – rarely are tears tested but they can contain toxins which may harm vision

About the ingredients:

Let’s have a look at some ingredients and see if we can figure out why they are included in the formula.

Creatine– we know this replenishes the creatinine that test makers will be looking for.

Riboflavin– this is the vitamin B2 which will make the urine yellow and provide urine smell

Zinc oxide – we know that zinc can make the drug test less sensitive, this is scientifically proven.  Though they are trying to test for the presence of zinc, they cannot make it illegal as it is a necessary mineral for optimal functioning (Welsh, Dierksen, and Actor) (Venkatratnam and Lents)

Purified water – this is clean water to help cleanse your system and help you produce more urine

Glucose, sucrose– the sugar will stop fat from burning and releasing fat-soluble drugs like marijuana into the bloodstream.  It also helps balance electrolytes like the potassium iodide which is also included.

Taurine– may help detoxify the liver (Miyazaki and Matsuzaki)

l-lysine monohydrochloride – this one threw us for a loop.  Lysine is an amino acid involved in fat metabolism so it may be used either to flush fat cells or to cause them to hold the drug metabolites for a window of time

Caffeine– this is an effective diuretic.

How to Use Jazz Total Detox

Jazz Total Detox Instructions:  follow directions exactly for the best results

As you can see, the directions are very specific.  Drink the entire bottle, refill 3 times, pee 3 times.  You need to start more than an hour and a half before your test.  You do not want fat burning and releasing marijuana metabolites, which means you need to be well-fed with sugar and fat.  Keep your activity level low right before the test.

Other products by The House of Jazz

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Jazz 4 Ever Clean

This product claims it will cleanse the body permanently, not just for a window of 5 hours like the main product, Jazz Total Detox.

It says you will be clean until you are re-exposed to toxins.

These are the ingredients:

It’s not clear what is the main ingredient which they expect will be able to cleanse the body permanently of toxins.

Glycocyamine can improve insulin sensitivity, thereby preventing fat burning and THC leakage due to low blood sugar or deranged sugar metabolism.  It can also bolster creatine stores (Rowley, Greenleaf, and Kenyon).

Guar gum can help slow and regulate digestion, preventing break down of fat and THC leakage (Guar Gum Uses, Benefits & Dosage – Drugs.com Herbal Database)
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These are the main products and their prices.  As you can see, they have caplets, mouthwash for saliva tests, and even shampoo for hair tests.

Dos and Don’ts

  • Do drink the entire bottle, refill with water and drink down 2 times.  Drink two bottles if you are over 230 lbs.
  • Don’t drink more water than you can handle.  Don’t drink gallons of water, you can die from water intoxication which will cause a big brain hemorrhage.  It’s rare but you can also get milder symptoms like seizures from electrolyte imbalance so follow instructions and don’t overdo it.
  • Do to reduce activity levels.
  • Don’t think you need to exercise on the day of the test to flush out the fat cells.  You will only cause a higher level of THC metabolites in the blood and urine.  Take it easy.
  • Do keep well-fed.
  • Don’t reduce caloric intake to flush the fat cells on the day of the test.  You don’t want any fat burning on test day.

Terms of Use

Don’t use where detox products are not legal.  Don’t use if under 18.  The product is not formulated for kids but is not expected to be toxic.  It can provide vitamin and mineral levels which are too high for a kid and can cause problems.


Toxin Rid

  • Three-part detoxification system with pre-rid tablets, liquid detox, and dietary fiber
  • Specifically designed for people with HEAVY toxin exposure
  • Starts working as fast as one hour
  • Rids your blood, urine, and saliva of unwanted drug toxins
  • 100% money-back guarantee
See Deal →

Mega Clean + PreCleanse Pills

  • Minimizes your toxin levels in one hour, effective for up to five hours with the maximum effect at three hours
See Deal →

Manufacturer and Support

CompanyThe House of Jazz
Address9853 N Alpine Rd #104, Rockford, IL 61115
Customer Service1-800-486-2815

Jazz Total Detox is a fairly popular product and has wide distribution.  You are likely to find it at your local head shop and even some gas stations may carry it.  The products are simple to use

Pros and Cons

  • Contains creatine shown to raise creatinine levels (Ropero-Miller, Paget-Wilkes, and Doering)
  • Contains zinc shown to help beat drug tests
  • Contains b-vitamins (Dessner)
  • Does not contain herbs which may cause allergic reactions
  • Contains electrolytes and sugar to make sure you don’t get electrolyte imbalance
  • Does not taste good according to reports
  • It is not legal in every jurisdiction.  Check your local laws.
  • Can be pricey if you already have creatine and b-vitamins at home to use
  • The website does not offer clear information on how each ingredient promises to help you pass a drug test
  • It is doubtful the product works for hair, saliva, or blood tests

Q and A

Q:  Does Jazz Total Detox really work in terms of science?
A:  Yes, we have included the scientific studies which show how the ingredients work to thwart a drug test.  First off, dilution using creatine and b-vitamins is known to get over a drug test.  Creatine and b-vitamins are normal components of natural food and cannot be legally outlawed.  You could get the same dose by eating a large steak.  They can’t stop you from eating steak and drinking water before a drug test, if they do, it is an overreach and prosecutable.

Q:  How long does it last?
A:  5 hours.

Q:  What if I just smoked in the last two days?
A:  Use Jazz One Hour Caps and One Hour Liquid Concentrate.  They are formulated for quick and potent detox.

Q:  Why no herbs in it?
A:  As we mentioned before, herbs can cause allergic reactions, and also, herb potency is hard to control in a detox drink.  For example, if you need to drink two drinks, you could be getting a harmful dose of herbs and wind up in the hospital.  Jazz tries to use only safer ingredients.

Q:  Can it really cleanse every body system?
A:  This is questionable but they claim it can.  They claim it works on the cells themselves.  It does contain known liver detoxifiers like taurine.  We give this question a maybe.

Q:  If I’m more than 230 lbs, is it safe?
A:  Jazz claims you can take two bottles because it contains no herbs you can overdose on.  However, they claim as far as safety, you must ask your doctor.

Q:  Is there a guarantee?
A:  We have not found a money-back guarantee, but Jazz claims it will work for 96 % of people who follow directions.  We do not know where they have gotten this figure so it’s up to you to believe, disbelieve, research, or do your own experiment with it. Try it out, buy a drug test and see if it works.

Jazz Total Detox by Detoxify Reviews (from Amazon.com and Reddit)

Positive – amazon

Positive – amazon

Negative  -Amazon.com

Positive – Reddit


Jazz Total Detox for THC appears to pass a drug test.  It’s questionable if it will help you pass a saliva, blood, or hair test but they have other products for those tests.  They have mouthwash and shampoo.  The shampoo might be used with a method like the Jerry G method which requires bleaching and dying the hair.  These are detox products that are highly likely to work for a urine test if done correctly.  For other tests, we remain skeptical.


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Guar Gum Uses, Benefits & Dosage – Drugs.com Herbal Database. n.d. 13 12 2019. https://www.drugs.com/npp/guar-gum.html

Haines, Lester. Couple microwave urine-filled fake penis. n.d. 13 12 2019. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/06/drug_test_fraud/

La folie, Pierre, et al. “Importance of creatinine analyses of urine when screening for abused drugs.” Clinical Chemistry 37.11 (1991): 1927-1931. 5 12 2019.  https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1934467

Miyazaki, Teruo and Yasushi Matsuzaki. “Taurine and liver diseases: a focus on the heterogeneous protective properties of taurine.” Amino Acids 46.1 (2014): 101-110. 13 12 2019. https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22918604

Ropero-Miller, Jeri D., et al. “Effect of Oral Creatine Supplementation on Random Urine Creatinine, pH, and Specific Gravity Measurements.” Clinical Chemistry 46.2 (2000): 295-297. 13 12 2019. http://clinchem.aaccjnls.org/content/46/2/295

Rowley, Gerald L., Arno L. Greenleaf, and George L. Kenyon. “On the specificity of creatine kinase. New glucosamines and glycocyamine analogs related to creatine.” Journal of the American Chemical Society 93.12 (1971): 5542-5551. 13 12 2019. https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/5165680

Venkatratnam, Abhishek and Nathan H. Lents. “Zinc reduces the detection of cocaine, methamphetamine, and THC by ELISA urine testing.” Journal of Analytical Toxicology 35.6 (2011). 13 12 2019. https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21740689

Welsh, Kerry J., et al. “Novel Spot Tests for Detecting the Presence of Zinc Sulfate in Urine, a Newly Introduced Urinary Adulterant to Invalidate Drugs of Abuse Testing.” American Journal of Clinical Pathology 140.4 (2013): 572-578. 5 12 2019. https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24045556


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