Detoxify Mega Clean Reviews

Detoxify Mega Clean To Pass a Drug Test Intro

Why use it?

The majority of users use this because they are afraid that they have THC metabolites in their bloodstream.  They want to protect the privacy of their medical information from snooping authorities.  Some companies, even in states where marijuana is legal, will penalize, fire, or refuse employment to anyone who fails a test for marijuana use.  Elon Musk famously smoked a marijuana cigar on Joe Rogan’s podcast and was criticized because it is legal in California, yet employees there had been fired for testing positive.


Musk is a good guy, he should have his freedom and offer the same consideration to others.

Mega Clean works by dilution which has been shown to beat a urine drug test under the right circumstances.

Some users may use Mega Clean to dilute alcohol metabolites.  However, alcohol will leave the system at one half to one drink per hour, so for most people, if you just don’t drink the day of the test, you will already be clean.  Some employers will even test for nicotine to keep their health care costs down by not hiring those who smoke or use smokeless tobacco or vape.

Some users who use various drugs attempt to beat a drug test administered for probation.  This may be illegal in your jurisdiction so check your local laws before trying to use dilution before a court-mandated drug test.

Compared to other products:

Compared to other products, Mega Clean is your typical and potentially effective type of detox drink that works by dilution.  At $ 39.99, it costs pretty much the same as other detox drinks.

Detoxify Mega Clean for THC detox Description

How supplied?

Mega Clean comes in a 32-ounce bottle.

  • Zinc
  • Vitamin D
  • Vitamin C
  • Vitamin B6
  • Vitamin B12
  • Vitamin A
  • Thiamin
  • Selenium
  • Riboflavin
  • Potassium
  • Pantothenic Acid
  • Niacin
  • Manganese
  • Magnesium
  • Folate
  • Chromium
  • Calcium
  • Biotin

These vitamins help balance electrolytes and specific gravity in diluted urine.  The water in the drink and the water you drink afterward will dilute the drug metabolites.  The b-vitamins will add yellow color back to the dilute urine, which technicians will be looking for.  Zinc has been shown to interfere with drug tests such that you are more likely to pass (Lents and Venkatratnam).

  1. Uva Ursi —  diuretic, increases urine output
  2. Taurine —  liver cleanser
  3. Stevia —  flavor
  4. Mullein Leaf —  detoxification herb
  5. Milk Thistle —  liver cleaner
  6. Hawthorne Berry —  detoxifying herb
  7. Fruit Fiber —  will flush the guts, can cause diarrhea
  8. Devil’s Claw —  for the kidneys
  9. Dandelion —  gallbladder cleaner
  10. Creatine Monohydrate – brings up creatinine level of dilute urine, which testers look for
  11. Burdock Root —  Herbal Diuretic

These herbs increase urinary output so that your urine will contain more water and fewer drug metabolites.  The problem with this is that the creatinine level and yellow color will also be diluted.  This is why creatine and b-vitamins are added.  This has been effective enough to ensure a negative drug test for many users who follow directions precisely.

How to use Detoxify Mega Clean

Detoxify Mega Clean instructions

Follow all directions precisely:

  1. Abstain from drug use before your test.
  2. Two hours before your test, drink down the whole thing.
  3. After 15 minutes, refill the bottle with water and drink it down.
  4. For the next hour, urinate frequently.
  5. After about two hours, submit your sample. It should be freely running yet still yellow in color.

Terms of product Use

Do not use if 18 or under or if it is illegal in your jurisdiction.

When not to use:

Do not use if pregnant or with kidney or liver problems.  May cause nausea or diarrhea.

Tips:

  1. You need to stop smoking or using drugs as soon as you know you have a drug test.
  2. If you have used marijuana, do not start losing body fat just before your test as this will cause more THC to spill into the blood and urine.

Where to buy Detoxify Mega Clean?

ManufacturerDetoxify LLC
Launch YearAround 1999
Contact fill in the formhttps://www.detoxify.com/pages/contact-us
Phone number1-800-DETOX4U (800-338-6948)
Mailing AddressDetoxify, LLC, P.O. Box 6398, Scottsdale, AZ 85261.
Customer Service HoursMonday 10am-4pm Arizona Time

Tuesday 10 am-4 pm Arizona Time

Wednesday 10 am-4 pm Arizona Time

Thursday 10 am-4 pm Arizona Time

Friday 10am-4pm Arizona Time

Saturday – closed

Sunday – closed

Store Locatorhttps://www.detoxify.com/apps/store-locator

Additional Products

To pass a saliva test:

Detoxify does not sell an accessible mouthwash.  If you have a saliva test, try using a regular peroxide mouthwash before the test.  Peroxide is likely as effective as an expensive detox mouth wash.  It is a known oxidizer.

Detoxify does sell pills for $ 34.99 which are used to attempt to remove drug residues from the body, rather than just dilute the urine.  These could help with a saliva test or a blood test, but not a hair test.  Use this in addition to a peroxide mouthwash as instructed on the bottle.

To pass a urine drug test:

Detoxify sells Pre-Cleanse capsules for $ 4.99 to take a day or more before you use your dilution drink to give you an even greater chance of passing your urine drug test.

Pros and cons

ProsCons
  • It contains natural herbs.
  • It contains natural vitamins.
  • Has Creatine.
  • Has b-vitamins to add color to the urine.
  • It contains too many herbs to be able to tell what went wrong if it makes you not feel well.
  • It does not actually detox the urine but instead dilutes it.
  • If you don’t get the timing right, you can still fail.  It should work for about a 2 to 5-hour window.

Q and A

Q:  Does Mega Clean work for alcohol?
A: It should work for alcohol; however, alcohol leaves the body quickly.  You should simply avoid drinking the day of the test.

Q: Does Mega Clean works for opiates?
A:  It should work for opiates.

Q:  Can Mega Clean be detected?
A:  It contains only natural ingredients not looked for in common drug tests.

Q:  How long does it last?
A:  It should work in 2 hours and last for up to 5 hours.

Q:  What are the directions to find it near me?
A:  Order directly from the website at https://www.detoxify.com/collections/all.  However, it is popular and may be found at some headshops and gas stations.

Q:  Does it give good results for weed detox?
A:  Yes, weed is the most stubborn drug to dilute but it should work for weed as discovered by journalists at Vice who tested it.

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Conclusion: Does Detoxify Mega Clean really work?

Our rating: 5 out of 5, A

Yes, we would say it works.  Follow the directions.  Do not drink gallons of water as this can lead to a dilute sample and also cause water intoxication which can be deadly.  Drink only as much water as stated on your bottle.

Bibliography

Lents, Nathan and Abhishek Venkatratnam. “Zinc Reduces the Detection of Cocaine, Methamphetamine, and THC by ELISA Urine Testing.” Journal of Analytical Toxicology 35.6 (n.d.): 333–340. 8 3 2020.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/59kymq/we-tested-drinks-that-say-theyll-help-you-pass-a-drug-test